Breaking up with a loser ex is like squeezing out of a pair of too-tight jeans after a long day—uncomfortable AF, and a complete relief when you get out. Here’s how to emotionally kick that jerk to the curb and move on faster than he can say, “I miss you.”
1. Block, Delete, and Dodge
Start the purge and unfollow, unfriend, block or hell just delete your social his ass from your social media—do whatever it takes to make sure you’re not distracted by fake happy pics and his “deep” quotes about life. And don’t even think about lurking on his stories “just to see” what he’s up to. We’re dodging emotional landmines, not collecting them.
2. Get A Bag (Dive into Work, Start a Business)
Whether you are a 9-5 babe or on the grind. Put your head down and figure out a away to get more money and to level all the way up. Because the best revenge will always be your paper
3. Blow The Speakers In Your Car
Music heals the soul, and all the right songs can turn heartbreak into a full-blown bashment. Start with some straight to the point bangers like “FNF” by Glorilla, then throw in some classic anthems like “I Changed My Mind” by Keyshia Cole. Finish it off with a few songs like "Sorry" by Rick Ross ft Chris Brown and sip on his tears.
4. Glow Up, Show Up
There’s no better revenge than living your best life. Hit the gym and get snatched, develop a good face care routine, get into your soft girl era and work on your mindset. All of this will boost your confidence and the next time you have to see the fucker or run into him he'll be blown away and regretful.
5. Laugh It Off (With the Right Support)
Finally, surround yourself with friends who get it—those who’ll roll their eyes with you and remind you that he was lucky to be with you in the first place. Share some laughs, some tears, and then get back to what really matters: living your best life.
Conclusion: Moving on from a loser ex doesn’t have to be a dramatic saga. With a little humor, a lot of confidence, and some well-timed blocking, you’ll be back on top in no time. Remember, you’re not just moving on—you’re moving UP. And honeybuns, the view is fantastic.